As I am walking right now, a bird just pooped on my arm. Thank goodness for hand sanitizer.
(above was typed on my phone while walking to the train station)
Three chinese men standing in line.Foo Bird defecates on sleeve of first who immediately brushes off excrement and dies!!!!!Last two look-on in horror.Circling Foo Bird repeats action and defecates on second Chinese gentleman.He looks back and forth at sleeve and dead first guy.Brushes off excrement after awhile, but falls dead immediately afterwards.Foo Bird is a baseball fan and gets third strike.Third Chinese man walks off briskly.Moral: If the Foo shits wear it.Liked May 5th entry in blog ………………
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