BK: Welcome to Burger King. May I take your order?
Me: Yes...I'd like a Number Seven please.
BK: What kind of drink?
Me: I'd like a large, Iced Black Coffee.
BK: I'm sorry...we don't have that.
Me: I see you have the "BK Joe" which is iced coffee with milk and sugar...can you just make it black?
BK: I'm sorry. We can't do that.
Me: Do you have ice?
Me: Do you have a large cup?
BK: Yes. Me: Can you put that ice in the cup and put the black coffee on top of the ice?
BK: No sir. We can't do that.
Me: Really? You can't? You have all the parts...can't you just put them together?
BK: No sir.
Me: *sigh* OK...a large unsweet iced tea, I guess...